May 2013
phleps:
it’s not you, it’s your theme
shessosumptuous:
So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t
android18:
neofriend:
Remember when justin bieber said that the saddest moment of his life was when his hamster died and like… there’s a movie about him…there’s a movie about justin bieber…
gif:
i love u i hate u touch me dont look at me
dslites:
why does chad just carry a basketball to every class
like, he genuinely does not have any school supplies
chad u ok
chad
chad you’re a junior in high school this is not ok
Me: wow i like this album
Me: i think i'll listen to it until i don't
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holepsi:
YOU
HAVE
NO
FUCKING
IDEA
HOW
MUCH
I
LOVE
EUROVISION
likeslothstoflames:
hey remember that time i got grounded because i saw my dads girlfriend in the car and then saw my dad putting the dog in the back of the car and asked why he was bringing both the dogs with us
agroncriss:
i remember when france gave the uk one point last year
and then graham norton said:
we built a tunnel to your country
timelordvortex:
xxmisty:
In 2000 Israel had an entry in Eurovision that included the lyric ‘I want, I want a cucumber’ and ever since nothing’s quite lived up to it
But there have been some close calls.
gwenstefuckme:
When your sneeze turns into a fucking death metal scream
maxterbate:
maxterbate:
Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?
Free chocolate milk for everyone
i have just been informed on this
lameborghini:
my spidey sense is tellin me that ur a little bitch
1 tag
arcanehex:
thespookyastabater:
a kiss makes ur day but anal sex makes your hole weak
Scrolled past this, scrolled right back up, got the joke, screamed
*about to get murdered*
murderer: any last words
me: imagine how is touch the sky
murderer:
me:
*escapes while murderer tries to figure it out*
゜・。。・゜☆゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜
nobody hates me more than i hate me
゜・。。・゜☆゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜
1 tag
xlongbottom:
when you’re sad
remember the malta guy
zacharieforpresident:
zacharieforpresident:
hey guys remember these things
i just lost a follower
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piglii:
piglii:
221becquerel:
royal-high:
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
poopflow:
cause of death: second hand embarrassment
